Weeaboos

Known under other names such as "slight otakus" (gabe) and "anime fag-tards" (don't remember who but somebody definitely called me that once), Weeaboos are a special type of cancer, that infects many, and only kills the weak and unworthy, mainly through cases of extreme insanity and or obesity. This cancer occurs from intense exposure to anime, manga, or in extreme cases, vocaloid trash. Some people can have this cancer and continue to lead normal lives otherwise, we call those the "chosen-ones", since they are able to withstand exposure and keep all sanity and maintain proper manners and conduct expected of a human being, i.e Hayden. Jaren is a very special case of weeaboo, since he is on the border of sanity and insanity, and knows how he should act, but sometimes chooses not to, because, and i quote "why the fuck not?". Note that while some people are able to resist the weeb, others may not, and succumb both physically and mentally, some extreme cases to the point where they can only be sexually aroused by anime/hentai people and body pillows. (disclaimer, everyone you know isn't actually a full on weeaboo, as a weeaboo is actually somebody that adores anime to the point that they denounce their own culture and tries to be Japanese. Just because somebody like anime a lot does not mean that they are a weeaboo, like Jaren, since he can still appreciate normal american stuff and can understand that to other people, anime isn't gonna be the greatest.)